If Operating Systems were Airlines

If Operating Systems were Airlines

 DOS AIR: All the passengers go out onto the runway,
 grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in
 the air, hop on, and jump off when it hits the
 ground again. Then they grab the plane again, push
 it back into the air, hop on, etcetera.

 WINDOWS AIRLINES: The terminal is very neat and
 clean, the attendants are all very attractive and
 the pilots very capable. The fleet is immense. Your
 jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the
 clouds, and at 20,000 feet it explodes without
 warning.

 MAC AIRWAYS: Tickets are expensive. The cashiers,
 flight attendants, and pilots all look the same,
 feel the same and act the same. When asked
 questions about the flight they reply that you
 don't want to know, don't need to know, and would
 you please return to your seat and watch the movie.

 LINUX EXPRESS: Each passenger brings a piece of the
 airplane and a box of tools to the airport. They
 gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what
 kind of plane they want to build and how to put it
 together. Eventually, they build several different
 aircraft, but give them all the same name. Some
 passengers actually reach their destinations. All
 passengers believe they got there.

I think there have been many attempts at this over the years. For example,

sick, but very funny!
( must be sick)

it shows that some people have either too much fun at their jobs or way,way too much free time.

I think the mac one is the best :stuck_out_tongue: